THERE ARE BALL BOYS WHO KNOW HOCKEY BETTER THAN ANY OF US. HE IS COMMON MAN OF RK LAXMAN’S LEGENDARY CARTOON TYPE. WELCOME BALL BOY BANT2, THE VERITABLE HOCKEY FAN. LET US HEAR HIM EVERY MONTH, WE HOPE OUR ADMINISTRATORS, COACHES, PLAYERS AND MEDIA DON’T CONVERT THIS PROPOSED MONTHLY PIECE INTO WEEKLY OR DAILY!!!
Md. ASLAM KHAN, SELF-APPOINTED SECRETARY, HOCKEY INDIA: “I direct all state associations to form an athlete panel”.
BALL BOY BANT2: Where are the state associations, Mr. Aslam, in Afghanistan?
KPS GILL, DISGRACED FORMER IHF OFFICIAL: “I don’t have ego”
BALL BOY BANT2: Certainly. He only has egg on the face
KPS GILL, DISGRACED FORMER IHF OFFICIAL: “I am ready to help hockey again”
After hearing this, hockey gets heart-attack, admitted to Apollo hospital.
BALL BOY BANT2: Narindra Batra was worried and sick. Why was not hockey admitted to Batra hospital
INDIAN COACH JOSE BRASA: “Indian players are skilful”.
BALL BOY BANT2: Everybody accepted except players
AMRIT BOSE, Former IWHF Secretary: “I worked tirelessly for hockey in the last two decades”
BALL BOY BANT2: Women hockey still survived
ASHOK KUMAR: “I resign from selector post”
BALL BOY BANT2: Entire Indian team partied the whole night
NEWS: Vidya Stokes is the member of Hockey India
BALL BOY BANT2: Her reaction: “I strongly oppose this”. Because she is Opposition Leader in Himachal Pradesh Assembly, habituated to oppose everything
NEWS: Only one lady member in Hockey India set up
BALL BOY BANT2: Leandro Negree, FIH president: “Great Gender Equality. I recognize this”.
KPS GILL, DISGRACED FORMER IHF OFFICIAL: “It is good Men and women hockey merged”.
BALL BOY BANT2: A supreme court judge said to himself: Better to have a larger bench ready to hear series of back pinching cases.
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